omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
when someone say hi to ya bae for too long
Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls
Wake up America
One time, I took more pills than I can remember and accepted I’d be dead within the hour. Don’t ever call me weak.
Michael Lee, Waking Up Naked (via observando)
woke up in the shower, blood- stained
NWSL Match-Day 3 | Mid-Week Match-Up
Wednesday April 23rd, 2014
[+] Washington Spirit vs. Seattle Reign FC at 10 p.m. ET | Moda Health Pitch Memorial Stadium | Seattle, WA.
* Links are to NWSL YouTube stream of the game.