Big Hugs, High Fives

and no pants

20 Oct

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

20 Oct sweetjanesays:

Size fat please

sweetjanesays:

Size fat please

(Source: thegirlcantdance)

13 Oct

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

13 Oct

(Source: carrie-whites)

13 Oct raind0wn:

insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

raind0wn:

insanity-and-vanity:

This pleases me

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

(Source: florawrsaurus)

13 Oct

thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

13 Oct

(Source: jenniferlawurence)

13 Oct honorarydeatheater:

"Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government."

honorarydeatheater:

"Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government."

12 Oct

Break your mama’s back

Start smokin crack.

12 Oct best-of-imgur:

Sigourney Weaver’s yearbook picture.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

Sigourney Weaver’s yearbook picture.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com